Thursday, 10 November 2011

Day 40 - 2nd Instalment

Yesterday's transcript proved to be quite popular, so here is another section of it. Serialisation! I feel like Charles Dickens here!

PL: We were going to look at rivers. What do you get in rivers?
Spiders
Snakes
Fish
Plants
Stones
Rocks
Onions
Burgers
Chips fries
Glass
Ow
Demi
He hit me on the head
Rest a second, I reckon.
Hit him across the head, go on.
PL: What else have we got to look at?
Bird watching.
Bird watching.
PL: How are we going to encourage birds?
Set a trap!
Encourage them, not kill ‘em.
I trains birds. I got a Harris Hawk. And a barn owl.
PL: Really?
Yeah. I wants to be a Falconer when I grows up.
What’s one of them then?
A falconer, you know, a bird trainer. Someone who flies birds.
We could make bird boxes.
PL: What would you put…?
Bird boxes.
Birds’ chips.
You can put it in your hand and go here birdy birdy
(Laughing)
Here birdy birdy birdy!
Bang! You’re dead!
Dead bird.
Here birdy birdy! BANG!
PL: If you carry on like this, we’ll have to stop.
We could hire something. We could get them from Penybland.
My bamp can get those. My bamp lives across the road from…
PL: What are you interested in – why do you want to improve the environment?
Because people get away with murder.
I reckon you should get a scanner and fine people.
Why should we clean the rivers when it’s not our mess?
PL: If everyone had that attitude, the whole place would be a mess.
But we don’t use the rivers, what’s the point of cleaning them?
And birds. Birds poo everywhere.
What’s that place where you…
A farm?
No no, the fish place – why don’t we get some fish and put them in the river?
Shurrup, Ty. Shurrup a minute.


More tomorrow!

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